Crazy Kate the sex contact

I cannot stress this enough at the beginning of this little story; this is not a load of shite devised just to get you interested.  I actually did this and I am recommending UK sex contacts because it is seriously one of the best websites in the world!

I met this girl called Kate through the sex contacts and she is as wild as a crazy badger man!  I’ve had sex with her so many times in so many different places that I’m finding it hard to keep up.  If she does the same with the other guys she screws then she must have some energy I’ll tell you that.

When you first join up with this site you get the impression that all the UK sex contacts you’re likely to meet are quite reserved and private about what they do and they do it secretly and in secret places etc.  This is not true all the time, believe me!  Kate is fucking crazy and she’ll do anything once.  The first time I met her was at a bus stop of all places outside the place I was supposed to meet her.

She grabbed me by the arm before I could go into the bar and dragged me onto a bus.  We chatted a little, she explained to me that she didn’t have any money and didn’t want to go drinking anyway, so she thought it would be nice to go for a walk.  Considering it was November and it was 8.00pm I thought this was a little mad to be honest, and when I realised where we were heading it confirmed my suspicions that this girl was as mad as a hatter!

We got off the bus at the woods and she ran off into the darkness calling for me to follow her.  I was a little more than turned on to tell you the truth.  This was simply because I knew how dirty this girl could be from the conversations I’d had with her online.  However there was a little bit of something in the back of my mind thinking ‘what if she has arranged for someone to rob me when I go in there?’

I paid it no mind when I remembered that she was wearing a little skirt and no tights.  I imagined running my hands up those naked legs.  When I walked into the darkness I entered the wood and before too long came to a small clearing where the moon could just about shine through the trees.  There she was as naked as the day she was born, bending over a tree stump telling me to take her from behind.  What a girl!

I have to say to cut this short a little, this is how it is most of the time with Kate; she is absolutely mad and when she wants to screw she simply drags me off somewhere bizarre and we do it.  Thank heaven for the sex contacts!

Paul tells all about his 3 experiences with female members from UK sex contacts

This is one hell of a tale!  I’ve never been so excited to tell anyone this story before.  I’ve been a member of a UK sex dating website for a few weeks now and I’ve been laid three times.  This is good for me.  It would usually take me around two years to get this much action on my own, generally because I’m a lazy git who never gets his arse off the sofa to go out and meet people.  As it happens I didn’t need to get my arse off the sofa because I could get all the action I needed by sitting completely still and comfortable on my sofa with the lap top.

The site put me in touch with these girls who all wanted to get laid.  Yes, you read it correctly, they all wanted to get laid above anything else!  They weren’t the slightest bit interested in me, what I did, what my aspirations in life were, or any of that claptrap; all they wanted was a good shag!  These girls have the brains of guys I reckon!  What more could you want?  I bet half the married men in the UK wish their wives were like this and didn’t bother them with the colour of the carpets etc!

To be brutally honest with you, I can’t even remember the name of the first girl I got laid with!  I know, it sounds bad doesn’t it?  However, I know that she’d be happy with that knowledge and she knows that if she wants a return visit she can contact me through the website anytime she likes.  Great isn’t it?  The last one I had was called Sarah and this was only a couple of nights ago.  I definitely be seeing her again.

Sarah was into some real kinky shit and I loved every minute of it.  The great thing about the sex dating website is that you can chat to the girl online for a while if you like before getting together; so I had a good idea what she was expecting and what she wanted to do on our sex date!  She was one of these bondage specialists or something; she’d been doing it for years with as many guys as she could find that would let her smack them around a little.  I didn’t mind as long as I got my way in the end; she agreed and a good night was had by us both (although I have to admit that I am a little sore around the rear end!)

As far as recommending it is concerned, I almost don’t want to because they’ll be more girls for me.  But when you see just how many girls are on these sites these days you’ll realise that they’re coming out of the kitchen guys because they all just want a good seeing to with no strings attached.