This is one hell of a tale! I’ve never been so excited to tell anyone this story before. I’ve been a member of a UK sex dating website for a few weeks now and I’ve been laid three times. This is good for me. It would usually take me around two years to get this much action on my own, generally because I’m a lazy git who never gets his arse off the sofa to go out and meet people. As it happens I didn’t need to get my arse off the sofa because I could get all the action I needed by sitting completely still and comfortable on my sofa with the lap top.
The site put me in touch with these girls who all wanted to get laid. Yes, you read it correctly, they all wanted to get laid above anything else! They weren’t the slightest bit interested in me, what I did, what my aspirations in life were, or any of that claptrap; all they wanted was a good shag! These girls have the brains of guys I reckon! What more could you want? I bet half the married men in the UK wish their wives were like this and didn’t bother them with the colour of the carpets etc!
To be brutally honest with you, I can’t even remember the name of the first girl I got laid with! I know, it sounds bad doesn’t it? However, I know that she’d be happy with that knowledge and she knows that if she wants a return visit she can contact me through the website anytime she likes. Great isn’t it? The last one I had was called Sarah and this was only a couple of nights ago. I definitely be seeing her again.
Sarah was into some real kinky shit and I loved every minute of it. The great thing about the sex dating website is that you can chat to the girl online for a while if you like before getting together; so I had a good idea what she was expecting and what she wanted to do on our sex date! She was one of these bondage specialists or something; she’d been doing it for years with as many guys as she could find that would let her smack them around a little. I didn’t mind as long as I got my way in the end; she agreed and a good night was had by us both (although I have to admit that I am a little sore around the rear end!)
As far as recommending it is concerned, I almost don’t want to because they’ll be more girls for me. But when you see just how many girls are on these sites these days you’ll realise that they’re coming out of the kitchen guys because they all just want a good seeing to with no strings attached.